I don’t want to be 
your entire world, no.
I would be happy
just to be your morning coffee,
your hanging car keys,
your wallet.

Something seemingly
insignificant,
but if lost throws off
your entire day.

(Source: lucyquin)

— F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Love of the Last Tycoon (via creatingaquietmind)

(Source: leslieseuffert)

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets)

animals-porn-and-jencrawford:

Exactly one year ago today, Jennifer Michele Crawford agreed to be my girlfriend. It has by no means been an easy 365 days. We’ve fought, we’ve bickered, we’ve bled, and yes, we’ve both cried…..(I stubbed my toe).  Its a really interesting story, Jen and I are. After FOUR different attempts to go on a date, and after FOUR rejections (Yeah I’m persistent), I had finally given up on Jen. One day, in Smoly’s classroom, Jen walked up to me. Being the silver tongued devil that I am, I tried to shoot a smooth, smart, and witty one-liner at Jen to really show her what she missed out on. Sadly, all I could spit out of my mouth was, “You look fat in that shirt.” Yeah, I know. Thinking I blew it, I finally called it quits for good. Then, at Newspaper Banquet, Jen asked me to go see The Avengers with her, just as friends, since all of her friends had already seen the movie. Well getting a foot in the door, I wasn’t going to let it slip through my fingers. I picked her up from prom, where she was on a date with another guy, while she was sick as a dog, and we went to the movies. Before she could pay for her own ticket, I jumped ahead of her and payed for her and my ticket. BOOM, forced date. 365 days later, here we are. Madly in love. She’s my everything, and I intend on keeping her. I’m very proud of all that she’s accomplished during the year that I’ve been in her life. From getting accepted into the school she so desired, and worked her ass off for, to becoming more comfortable with who she is as a person, Jen has blossomed into an amazing, amazing, AMAZING woman. She always claims that I saved her. That she was a giant wreck and I saved her. Bullshit. When Jen came into my life, I had a 2.1 GPA, and if the pace continued, I wasn’t going to graduate high school. I was an emotional train wreck, coming out of a difficult breakup with a girl I was in love with which threw THOUSANDS of problems right into Jen’s life. She took all of them like a champ, bar the occasional, and extremely understandable, breakdowns. Her thick skin kept her around, and I thank God for that every single day. I’ve been blessed with this undescribable woman. She set me on a path for successes, my competitive side wanted to be just as good as she was, so I drove myself in school. Obviously I wasn’t going to graduate with the astounding 4.8  GPA that she would, but I did graduate with a 3.2, and I did it as a future United States Soldier. She saved me, without Jen I don’t know what I would have done. I don’t know where I’d be, and I don’t want to know, because its terrifying to think about. I wont ever be able to express how grateful I am for Jen, but dammit I’m going to keep trying until she doesn’t want me to try anymore. I plan on marrying Jen, I plan on moving in with her and having a cute little house with a ton of dogs, including my wiener dog army. I want to make love to her in every single nook and cranny of the house, and then I want to cook for her. I want her to walk around in nothing but her underwear and one of my Army t-shirts. Every single aspect on what I want my life to be like incorporates Jen being there, and I really hope I’m able to make it happen. I love Jen, more than she’ll ever know. I’m beyond grateful for how she’s treated me this past year, and I hope she wants to keep it up, because if that’s the case,then I have the best 80 years ahead of me. I love you Jen, everything about you. From the way you sing in my car, the way you spit rhymes with 2Chainz, to how you snuggle your face into my chest when we cuddle. If I gave you every single reason why I love you, you’d have enough reasons to fill up the night sky with stars so that it looks like a bright summer day. Please stay with me forever, please? I love you. Thank you for everything you’ve ever done for me. I’m forever grateful for your love.

He’s perfect.